Sen. Miriam Santiago Jokes: The Unofficial Collection


brilliant! 🙂

Para sa mga naaaliw sa mga banat at patawa ni Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago, narito ang collection ng mga jokes, pick-up lines, banat sa mga politicians (kagaya niya) at ilang mga quotes ng Senadora na hinango mula sa iba’t ibang sulok ng internet.

senator miriam santiago quotes

RANDOM JOKES

Anong blood type ang pwedeng motto? B-positive.

—oOo—
Matalinong babae + Matalinong lalaki = Romance
Matalinong lalaki + Bobong babae = Affair
Matalinong babae + Bobong lalaki = Kasal
Bobong lalaki + Bobong babae = Sexually Transmitted Disease

—oOo—
Gusto mo bang trabaho?

  • Meron sa PLDT, 10,000 pesos per day. Ikaw yung dialtone.
  • Meron sa DPWH, 10, 000 pesos per day. Ikaw yung speedbump.
  • Meron sa post office, 10,000 pesos per day. Didilaan mo lahat ng stamps.

—oOo—
A young boy asked his Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?

The father said, you’re my son. Confident ako doon. Yung best friend mo…

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